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** No, it's "Vinkelstrasse"! | ** No, it's "Vinkelstrasse"! | ||
* What's a nanosecond? Time elapsed from lights turning green to the PK Golf behind you beeping | * What's a nanosecond? Time elapsed from lights turning green to the PK Golf behind you beeping | ||
* What's LEGO? A Golf | * What's LEGO? A Golf waiting to be assembled | ||
* What's a Hummer? A bleeping big Golf! | * What's a Hummer? A bleeping big Golf! | ||
* Why Pernik doesn't have any bus lanes? Because they have Golf lanes! | * Why Pernik doesn't have any bus lanes? Because they have Golf lanes! | ||
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* In front of the disco: "Excuse me, is this a private fight, or may I join in?" | * In front of the disco: "Excuse me, is this a private fight, or may I join in?" | ||
* David Copperfield acquired his incredible ability to fly through windows and walls... in a Pernik disco! | * David Copperfield acquired his incredible ability to fly through windows and walls... in a Pernik disco! | ||
* Avatar party? | * What's an Avatar party? A fight until you're blue all over | ||
* When they start a fight, the earthquake can be felt even in Sofia | * When they start a fight, the earthquake can be felt even in Sofia | ||
* Cheating Pernik style: when someone else beats your wife | * Cheating Pernik style: when someone '''else''' beats your wife | ||
* The newest AK-47 model: PK-47 | * The newest AK-47 model: PK-47 | ||
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* Pernik [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baileys_Irish_Cream Baileys]: a big [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rakia Rakia] with a small [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boza Boza] | * Pernik [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baileys_Irish_Cream Baileys]: a big [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rakia Rakia] with a small [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boza Boza] | ||
* When Pernik men need ice for their Rakia, they call up an ice storm | * When Pernik men need ice for their Rakia, they call up an ice storm | ||
* The first Toblerone was made in Pernik: it was cast out in a | * The first Toblerone was made in Pernik: it was cast out in a '''vinkel''' | ||
http://thisispernik.tumblr.com has some funny pics, just don't believe them all. Two of my favorites: | http://thisispernik.tumblr.com has some funny pics, just don't believe them all. Two of my favorites: | ||
* [http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdu52ew8OR1rlarfqo1_r1_500.jpg Pernik USB: 100TB Flash Memory somewhere in Pernik] | |||
* [http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdwa0hQ9PG1rlarfqo1_500.jpg The Pernik-Sofia railroad] | |||
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdu52ew8OR1rlarfqo1_r1_500.jpg | |||
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdwa0hQ9PG1rlarfqo1_500.jpg | |||
Latest revision as of 03:21, 25 February 2015
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Here we teach you some Volkswagen Golf jokes, coming straight from Pernik:
- a former mining town close to Sofia,
- a stronghold of the Shopi (a peculiar sense of humor runs with them back centuries),
- site of the medieval Krakra fortress,
- world capital of Surva (Kukeri).
A working town. A badass town. A town where ferocious men live, always ready to pick a fight, wearing miners' hats with flashlights, wielding vinkels (steel L-beams), driving Volkswagen Golf Mk2, the plate numbers always starting with 'PK'. That's if your believe all the jokes about Pernik.
And jokes there are aplenty:
- What do they call the new Liulin autobahn from Pernik to Sofia? "Golf Street"
- No, it's "Vinkelstrasse"!
- What's a nanosecond? Time elapsed from lights turning green to the PK Golf behind you beeping
- What's LEGO? A Golf waiting to be assembled
- What's a Hummer? A bleeping big Golf!
- Why Pernik doesn't have any bus lanes? Because they have Golf lanes!
- Volkswagen announced that their main plant will be moved from Wolfsburg to Pernik
A few violent jokes (I hope they make you laugh violently):
- A mother asks his son coming back from the discoteque "Is everything alright"?
- "Sure, I was gonna change my phone anyway, and those two teeth I din't use much"
- Why do young people do star-gazing after leaving the disco? It stops the nose bleeding
- How'd they call the Pernik central square after the 2012 earthquake? "Epicenter"
- And the central discoteque? Why, "Magnitude"
- In front of the disco: "Excuse me, is this a private fight, or may I join in?"
- David Copperfield acquired his incredible ability to fly through windows and walls... in a Pernik disco!
- What's an Avatar party? A fight until you're blue all over
- When they start a fight, the earthquake can be felt even in Sofia
- Cheating Pernik style: when someone else beats your wife
- The newest AK-47 model: PK-47
Some Pernik recipes:
- Pernik Baileys: a big Rakia with a small Boza
- When Pernik men need ice for their Rakia, they call up an ice storm
- The first Toblerone was made in Pernik: it was cast out in a vinkel
http://thisispernik.tumblr.com has some funny pics, just don't believe them all. Two of my favorites:
